yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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