i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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