I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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