I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
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you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
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I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
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