Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
you had me at cake vodka
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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