4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
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Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
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Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
that is very illegal...i love you.
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