Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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