don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I am never drinking with the goths again.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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