You really coming over, don't trick.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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