Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
be right there i have to get my cape
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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