Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Randomize
