Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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