So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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