"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
People with herpes should wear stickers.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
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We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
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soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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