I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
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This gyro tastes like lonliness
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
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There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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