Its about making memories worth repressing
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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