come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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