I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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