Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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