Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Randomize
