They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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