i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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