D3 body, D1 cock
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
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