I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
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