I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
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I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
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It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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