You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
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Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
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Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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