why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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