if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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