I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
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Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
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Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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