Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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