Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Randomize
