she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
two words: eviction party
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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