dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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