that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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