i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Redeem this text for a blowjob
mondays should just be called national damage control day
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Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
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Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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