I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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