so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Randomize
