I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
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Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
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He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
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