Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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