just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
smell my finger.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
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