Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
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Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
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I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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