Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
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