Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
