you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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