Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
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I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
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Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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