I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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