with your own penis?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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