You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
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i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
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Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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