Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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