Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
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its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
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I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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