That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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