it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
