There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
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