just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Two words: nipple clamps
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