dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
