what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
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It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
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I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Oh god it's open bar.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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