just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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