we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize
