Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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