There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
How drunk are you?
Completed.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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