just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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