he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
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There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
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